That's Why God Made Mexico

Margie said, roy you ain't listening to me
 And I've got a whole lot more to say
 Roy just crossed the floor and picked up his car keys
 And she ain't seen or heard from him to this day
 And that's why God made mexico
 A place where we can lay low
 And the cuervo goes down nice and slow
 And the warm wind blows
 That's why God made mexico
 And betty fixed joe dinner every night
 At half past six
 Cause that's when he rolled through that door
 For sixteen years and not a thank you from his lips
 She don't fix him dinner no more
 And that's why God made mexico
 A place where we can lay low
 Where the cuervo goes down nice and slow
 And the warm winds blow
 That's why God made mexico
 Cause life is sweet in a border town
 You learn to let your hair down
 And you don't make trouble
 You learn to dance the fandango
 You change your name, maybe change your face
 Get used to beans chili paste
 And you learn to live and love
 Life in the slow lane
 And that's why God made mexico
 A place where we can lay low
 Maybe monterey or acapulco
 Anywhere the warm winds blow
 Don't you know
 That's why God made mexico
 That's why God made
 Made mexico