Hard On The Ticker

I gave up paminto cheese
 Da-Daminos delivery
 Whisky sours
 Apple pies
 Finger lickin chicken fried
 Are gastronomic history
 I used to like them scary shows
 But I gave them up awhile ago
 Dont do no death defying
 Roller coaster riding
 Now a days I just take it slow
 Every since we started dating
 I've been compinsating
 To keep from getting up to heaven any quicker
 Because she's hard on the ticker
 Hard On the ticker
 That girl is such a hazard
 That she otta have a sticker saying
 Hard on the ticker
 Now when she wiggles through my door
 My chin gets heavy hits the floor
 Silky hair, scarlet lips
 Swinging double jointed hips
 My blood begins to boil
 And when she nibbles on my ear
 Its partly pleasure
 Partly fear
 A little dab is all it takes
 To get my heart a palpataing
 Feeling like the end is near
 I outta get a policy
 A double indimety
 It make my benificery
 A whole lot richer
 Because she's hard on the ticker
 Hard On the ticker
 That girl is such a hazard
 That she otta have a sticker saying
 Hard on the ticker
 Thats my girl
 yeah shes hard on the ticker
 I outta get a policy
 A double indminity
 It make my benifciry
 A whole lot richer
 Because she's hard on the ticker
 Hard On the ticker
 That girl is such a hazard
 That she otta have a sticker saying
 Hard on the ticker
 Cause she is hard on the ticker
 Hard on the ticker
 She's hard on the ticker
 Hey shes hard on the ticker