Everybody Hates Me

Well, Joe got a promotion
 He's up there on top
 Everybody was cheering him on
 He deserves everything he's got
 Guess who's the new talk of the town
 The new S.O.B.
 The one everybody loves cutting down
 Man, it's a sight to see
 They all smile right to his face, and hide the jealousy
 Me I'm just working hard to get to that place
 Where everybody hates me
 (Now check this out)
 Well, Bill got a promotion
 He knocked Joe back down
 Now Joe's everybody's long lost friend (laugh)
 He's back in the crowd
 Guess who's the new talk of the town
 The new S.O.B.
 The one everybody loves cuttin' down
 Man, it's a sight to see
 They all smile right to his face, and hide the jealousy
 Me I'm just working hard to get to that place
 Where everybody hates me
 Well, everybody wants to be the big dog
 Wanna wag that big dog tail
 But 'til they are they wanna see the big dog fail
 You pay your dues and you get your breaks
 Then you're the S.O.B.
 The one everybody loves to hate
 It just comes naturally
 They all smile right to your face, and hide the jealousy
 That's just the way it goes and I can't wait
 'Til everybody hates me
 Haha, oh, let them hate
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 Bring it on