Sherri Is a Stoner

Oh, the good people of Oshkosh
 Have got it all worked out for you
 Just follow along like there's nothing else you could choose to do
 Oh, but take a look at this one
 And wonder what lies beneath
 There's gotta be more to a smile than lips and teeth
 She's getting knocked out a place
 Oh, it's hard to put a smile to that face
 Cause Sherri is a stoner
 From Oshkosh, Wisconsin
 You never really knew her
 Sherri is a stoner
 I feel like, I feel like
 I feel like she's out the window like a straight and narrow
 Cause there's some place out there
 She can feel it down to the bone marrow
 Through her skin and her hair
 Kept up in this town like a cage
 Pimped out when she comes of age
 Be a good girl live a dutiful life
 Keep it buttoned down one day and you'll be a wife
 So much you didn't know about her
 Cause Sherri is a stoner
 From Oshkosh, Wisconsin
 You never really knew her
 Sherri is a stoner
 Ever really feel like you knew someone
 All of it comes together then it comes undone
 Well you should try again
 Oh, you should try again
 She don't like the dubstep stuff
 She wouldn't do it if she can
 Busting through the door like the Kool-Aid Man
 Kool-Aid Man
 Singing "hey everybody, whomp whomp whomp"
 Hey everybody, whomp whomp whomp
 Sherri is a stoner
 From Oshkosh, Wisconsin
 You never really knew her
 Sherri is a stoner (Sherri is a stoner)
 Sherri is a stoner (Sherri is a stoner)
 From Oshkosh, Wisconsin (Sherri is a stoner)
 Start your revelation
 Sherri is a stoner