Non Dairy Creamer

They call it KFC
 'Cause it's not really chicken
 Hot chettos for breakfast
 Make a young student sick and
 Did you ever think someone's trickin' you... you, you, you?
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 And the guy in the pulpit
 Is a biggit and a lie
 Some kid walks into my school and opens fire
 Heard any good jokes lately?
 'Cause we sure do need 'em
 My punk band's called Operation Iraqi Freedom
 What's it gonna be?
 Are you real to me?
 Or are you non dairy... creamer?
 A new love is burning up with me
 'Cause 1 in 4 American girls has an STD.
 And you can buy yourself some implants
 But you can't buy a soul that never launched
 (2x)With your chest pumped out
 What are you so afraid about?
 (2x)What are you so afraid of?
 What's it gonna be?
 Are you real to me?
 Or are you non dairy... creamer?
 And two gay guys got married
 And brought the family to its knees
 How did they blow us to smithereens
 Just a couple of queens
 How did they do it
 I'll tell you now
 They brought marriage to an end
 And I've found myself some culprits
 It's two young gay... REPUBLICANSSSS
 Young gay republicansss
 Young gay republicansss
 Young gay republicansss
 What's it gonna be?
 Are you real to me?
 Or are you non dairy... creamer?
 (4x)Mission Accomplished