Rhythm Section Want Ad

In a world we call our home, there's lots of room to roam
 Plenty of time to turn mistakes into rhyme
 There's a place for those who love their poetry
 It's just across from the sign that says "Pros Only"
 So if you like a band with a chick singer
 Say your cup of tea is a wall of trombones
 If you dig Menudo or MDC we salute you the way we know
 For every one with dollar signs in his eyes
 There must be hundreds that look at you as if you're some kind of
 Rhythm section want ad
 No others need apply
 To the rhythm section want ad
 I'll tell you why
 Hats off to the New Age hairstyle made of bones
 Hats off to the use of hats as megaphones
 Speak softly, drive a Sherman tank
 Laugh hard, it's a long way to the bank
 Do you sing like Olive Oyl on purpose?
 You guys must be into the Eurythmics
 For every one with dollar signs in his eyes
 There must be hundreds that look at you as if you're some kind of
 Rhythm section want ad
 No others need apply
 To the rhythm section want ad
 And here's the reason why
 Hats off to the New Age hairstyle made of bones
 Hats off to the use of hats as megaphones
 Speak softly, drive a Sherman tank
 Laugh hard, it's a long way to the bank
 Do you sing like Olive Oyl on purpose?
 You guys must be into the Eurythmics
 For every one with dollar signs in his eyes
 There must be hundreds that look at you as if you're some kind of
 Rhythm section want ad
 No others need apply
 To the rhythm section want ad
 And here's the reason why
 Rhythm section want ad
 No others need apply
 To the rhythm section want ad
 And here's the reason why, why, why