Particle Man

Particle man, particle man
 Doing the things a particle can
 What's he like, it's not important
 Particle man
 Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
 When he's underwater, does he get wet
 Or does the water get him instead?
 Nobody knows particle man
 Triangle man, triangle man
 Triangle man hates particle man
 They have a fight, triangle wins
 Triangle man
 Universe man, universe man
 Size of the entire universe, man
 Usually kind to smaller man
 Universe man
 He's got a watch with a minute hand
 Millennium hand and an eon hand
 And when they meet, it's a happy land
 Powerful man, universe man
 Person man, person man
 Hit on the head with a frying pan
 Lives his life in a garbage can
 Person man
 Is he depressed or is he a mess?
 Does he feel totally worthless?
 Who came up with person man?
 Degraded man, person man
 Triangle man, triangle man
 Triangle man hates person man
 They have a fight, triangle wins
 Triangle man