Kill The Director

I've met someone that makes me feel seasick
 Oh, what a skill to have
 Oh, what a skill to have
 So many skills that make her distinctive
 But they're not mine to have
 No, they're not mine
 Whenever she looks I read the nearest paper
 Though I don't care about the soaps
 No, I don't care about the soaps
 Though I'm acting like I'm in an EastEnders episode
 If this is a rom-com, kill the director
 If this is a rom-com, kill the director
 Please
 Carrots help us see much better in the dark
 Don't talk to girls, they'll break your heart
 And this is my head, and this is my spout
 They work together, they can't figure anything out
 So with the angst of a teenage band
 Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand
 Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand
 If this is a rom-com, kill the director
 If this is a rom-com, kill the director
 If this is a rom-com, kill the director
 Please
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 This is no Bridget Jones
 This is no Bridget, Bridget (kill the director)
 This is no Bridget Jones
 This is no Bridget, Bridget (kill the director)
 This is no (kill) Bridget Jones (kill)
 This is no Bridget, Bridget (kill the director)
 This is no (kill) Bridget Jones (kill)
 This is no Bridget, Bridget (double kill the director)
 This is no Bridget Jones
 This is no Bridget, Bridget (kill the director)
 This is no Bridget Jones
 This is no Bridget, Bridget (kill the director)
 This is no Bridget Jones
 This is no Bridget, Bridget Jones