Love Potion #9

(Now, it's, uh, "Love potion #9
 Do you know "Love potion #9"?
 Well, we're gonna do it for you
 And it's gonna be the way you've never heard it before
 The original. One, two, three)
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 I took my troubles down to Madame Ruth
 You know that gypsy
 With the gold cap tooth
 She's got a pad down at 34th and Vine
 Sellin' little bottles of love potion number nine
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 So then I told her that I was flop with chicks
 I been this way since 1956
 She looked at my palm
 And she made a magic sign
 Try my little product now
 "Love potion number nine" (what he said? One, two, three, four)
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 She bent down and turned around
 And gave me a wink
 She said, "I'm gonna mix it up
 Right here in the sink"
 It smelled like turpentine
 Looked like India Ink
 I held my nose
 I closed my eyes
 I took a drink
 I didn't know if it was day or night
 I started kissing everything in sight
 But when I kissed a cop
 Down at 34th and Vine
 He broke my little bottle of
 Love potion number nine
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 I have so much fun, I'm going back again
 I wonder what happened to love potion number 10
 I'm number 10, I'm number 10, I'm number 10 (alright thank you, we're done, thanks a lot)