She's My Best Friend

She's my best friend
 Certainly not the average girl
 She's my best friend
 Understands me when I'm falling down, down, down
 Oh it hurts to be that way
 Oh it hurts to know I'm that kind of fellow
 Here's to Newspaper Joe
 Dropped his teeth on the floor
 Caught his hand in the door
 Guess that's the way the news goes
 If you want to see me
 I'm sorry but I'm not around
 If you want to hear me
 Turn around by the window where the light is
 She's my best friend
 Better than a dog or cat
 She's my best friend
 Understands me when I'm falling down, down, down
 Oh it hurts to be that way
 Oh it hurts when you know I'm that kind of fellow
 Here's to Mulberry Jane
 She made jam when she came
 Somebody cut off her feet
 And now jelly rolls in the street
 If you want to see me
 I'm sorry but I'm not around
 If you want to be me
 Turn around by the window where the light is
 She's my best friend
 Certainly not the average girl
 She's my best friend
 Understands me when I'm falling
 Falling down
 Falling down
 Falling down
 Falling down
 Falling down
 Falling down