Wonderful Waste

Could you go any slower?
 You're such a church goer
 Got the home field advantage
 And all that you can manage
 Is to stay home drinking
 The thought of it is bringing me down
 Could you go any faster?
 The night is a disaster
 'Cause you call with little warning
 Gotta work in the morning
 With a head that's ringing
 The thought of it is bringing me down
 We've come this far
 And the worst case scenario
 We're back in the car
 And cranking up the stereo
 You're a wonderful waste
 Memory erased, easily replaced
 You're a wonderful waste of time
 You're such a wonderful waste of time
 You're a slap on the wrist
 You'll hardly be missed, give me one more kiss
 You're a wonderful waste of time
 You're such a wonderful waste of time
 You're such a wonderful waste of time
 It's ten years later
 You're still a fornicator
 Got the home field advantage
 All that kids that you can manage
 And your trunk of returnables
 Is weighing your convertible down
 Could you go any slower?
 You're such a church goer
 'Cause you call with little warning
 Gotta work in the morning
 With a phone that's ringing
 And the thought of it is bringing me down
 We've come this far
 And the worst case scenario
 We're back in the car
 And cranking up the stereo
 You're a wonderful waste
 Memory erased, easily replaced
 You're a wonderful waste of time
 You're such a wonderful waste of time
 You're a slap on the wrist
 You'll hardly be missed, give me one more kiss
 You're a wonderful waste of time
 You're such a wonderful waste of time
 What a wonderful waste of time
 And all you can manage
 The home field advantage
 As long as you're willing
 To pay for the damage
 We've come this far
 And the worst case scenario
 We're back in the car
 And cranking up the stereo
 You're a wonderful waste
 Such a wonderful waste
 Such a wonderful waste of time
 You're a wonderful waste
 Such a wonderful waste
 You're such a wonderful waste of time
 You're a wonderful waste
 Such a wonderful waste
 Such a wonderful waste of time
 You're a wonderful waste
 Such a wonderful waste
 You're such a wonderful waste of time
 You're a wonderful waste
 Such a wonderful waste
 You're such a wonderful waste of time
 You're a wonderful waste
 Such a wonderful waste
 You're such a wonderful waste of time
 You're a wonderful waste
 Such a wonderful waste
 You're such a wonderful waste of time
 You're a wonderful waste
 Such a wonderful waste
 You're such a wonderful waste of time