We Had To Go Home

Bella had a big time birthday party
 Mom said I could take my best friend Marty
 She said "Mind your manners don't you be a smarty,
 Or else you'll have to go home."
 Carrie said she'd kiss me if I caught her
 Tammy showed a trick her sister taught her
 Barry filled up big balloons with water
 That's when we had to go home
 We had to go home
 We departed once the real party started
 We had to go home
 That's when we had to go home
 Zelda swore the zoo was bringing zebras
 Sarah said to stick around and see 'em
 Randy raved he'll get some reigns and ride 'em
 That's when we had to go home
 We had to go home
 We had to go home
 That's when we had to go home
 We knew we'd get a lickin' when we
 Started playin' chicken
 Terry fried to turn but over corrects
 And Sammy had to spoil it flushed a
 Towel down the toilet
 And we were in it up to our necks
 Someone called my mom to come and get me
 Betty said goodbye, she's gonna miss me
 She puckered up her lips and went to kiss me
 I can't cause I gotta go home
 We departed once the real party started
 We had to go home
 Why did we have to go home
 Mom! I didn't do nothing...
 We departed when the real party started
 We departed when the real party started