Headlines

I met a girl with bottles of wine
 Though I prefer red, they tasted all right
 Very soon, the room was spinning
 Tug of war, the floor was winning
 That's when she said
 I can't help but laugh when i'm caught in a lie
 I'm not who you thought, but you can kiss me goodnight
 Her mouth was full of dirty words
 The cigarettes burned afterwards, that's when she said
 Having a headline must be some experience
 Having a headline's a sexual experience
 Letters and postcards I meant to respond
 Turned out my all was just medium
 Then came one that said the only thing you ever gave were bad directions
 I'd say it to your face but I can't find you
 Having a headline must be some experience
 Having a headline's a sexual experience
 I loved the fame and fashion till she said you better ration the good times
 I wouldn't count on the good times
 Having a headline is really some experience
 Having a headline is really some experience
 Having a headline is really some experience
 It's really some experience