Guide for the Married Man (Mono) - Remastered

What we need in the world today
 Is a guide for the married man
 Some simple thing that in every way
 Would provide for the harried man
 Help him not to worry
 Assist him to relax
 Help him slow his heart rate
 And spare him cardiacs
 Such a guide would in many ways
 Turn the tide for the married man
 Enable husbands to fill their days
 As only the married can
 Every man would praise it
 It's such a splendid plan
 Someday soon we shall point with pride
 To the guide for the married man
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 By the side of the married man
 'Tis the lady who shares his life
 You help the bride of the married man
 By removing the husband's strife
 Every wife who's truthful
 Who treasures married bliss
 Must keep her husband youthful
 What better way than this?
 Each and every device we know
 Should be tried for the married man
 And who can question the debt he'll owe
 Through the guide for the married man
 List things universal
 From Pittsburgh to Japan
 Every man can be satisfied
 By the guide for the married man