Weekend In L.A.

Well I want to go to Rio
 Spend a week in Paris, France
 Slide off down to Haiti
 And do some limbo dance
 But I'm doing time in the city
 I just don't understand
 I should be lying on some beach
 Writing love letters in the sand
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 So I dreamed a Greek vacation
 And a holidy in Red Square
 I ran straight to Soweto
 as they could pull out all my
 A camel ride in Egypt
 A trek across the sand
 I could be lying on some freak
 And do some limbo dance
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 So I thought about a ticked
 For a game of cricket
 From a place called Pakistan
 And Sheik Ali would give me the key
 To crib on his divan
 We'd me up with the Mexicans
 And sign it over booze
 And Ruby says
 "This ain't no Port Au Prince"
 Have you heard the news?
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 So what's up with Tanzania
 Or may be Tenerife
 I've got to catch a breather
 Before I kick out someone's teeth
 And you say you'll check me later
 But I don't see quite how
 How will you check me later
 If you don't need me no more?
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