Ideal Man

Hey Hey
 Big business rakes in the dollars
 Giving disco boys a pair of fake collars
 Even though you need an image to follow
 Then make money from the garbage he swallows
 Trapped in a web that you don't understand
 Forced out in the cold by the family plan
 With your tongue hanging out dick in your hand
 Talking bout the Ideal Man
 So when they get you at the end of the day
 Holding out your hand for a penance in pay
 With your tongue hanging out and a hole in your brain
 Don't you think that your going insane
 Finally discover that you haven't got it made
 Don't know what to do when you make it to the end of the day
 So let's examine the ideal guy
 With his toothpaste smile
 And his Jiorucci tie
 All that money
 Lessons to learn
 All those brain cells get too burned
 Cause he's trapped in a web
 Forced out in the cold
 With his tongue hanging out
 Just waiting to get old
 Yo, Where'd I put that guitar?
 So here we are at the end of the day
 Holding out our hand for a penance in pay
 Hole in your pocket, hole in your brain
 Don't you think that you're going insane?
 Finally discover that you haven't got it made
 Don't know if you make it if you make it to the end of the day