Direction

Too many people tell me
 What to do and how to be
 I got 97 channels but there's nothing on TV
 Information superhighway
 Modem is on full
 May as well hotwire a socket
 Right into my skull
 Direction! Direction! I need direction...
 50 weekly tabloids
 In my face to keep abreast
 Of Michael's indiscretions
 Or the size of Dolly's tits
 Oprah's on a diet
 She's talking 50 pounds
 I need that junk food ballance
 Keep my feet down on the ground
 Direction...
 Computer network junkies
 Calling on the phone
 I got one eight hundred call lines
 Pumping right into your home
 Need some extra knowledge?
 Got a database to loan
 File it under couch potatos
 In the twilight zone
 Direction! Direction! I need direction...
 Direction! Direction! Direction!
 Which way to go!
 Direction!
 I don't know!