Tatler Magazine

Everyday it's the same
 I go to work then back again
 I flick through the pages
 Oh, to be rich and be shameless
 And when I close my eyes I'm inside
 I play out every word I read
 Some people stay content with how they're living
 Well I want more
 I wanna be in a Tatler Magazine
 It's been my ambition and dream
 Since I was about seventeen
 And one day my luck's gonna change
 When I'm featured double page
 Living life rich, young and free
 Inside a Tatler Magazine
 You'll see me going for walks with my labradoodles
 Living with the highest of society
 Sippin' on tea
 All dressed in satin and whites
 Oh how it's good to be me
 I'll fly privately, bon voyage economy
 Exploring first world fantasy
 No need to wake up before three if you're me
 I know I've got what it takes
 I'll get a beautiful face and a Morgan
 Whizzing around all over the place
 (On your marks! Set! Go!)
 Someday I'll be there
 Country weekends, love affairs
 I may not have that family tree
 But I'll be damned if I do not succeed
 'Cause one day everyone will know
 I'm the star of my own show
 Living life in luxury inside a Tatler Magazine
 (I want to be) Inside a Tatler
 Life's a little bit sweeter in a Tatler Magazine
 Oooh (Hey)