Texas

Me and my friends went to Dixieland, drove a big RV
 with a cabinet full of mushrooms
 and a cooler full of beer
 It was spring time in the mountains
 when we headed out of town
 the peaks were white, the sky was blue
 and the sun was beatin' down
 We were rollin' down the highway
 just havin' a little fun
 you sure can drink a lot of beer
 underneath that Texas sun
 So I pulled into a liquor store
 and that's where the trouble all began
 'cause I ran into their awning
 and we had a run-in with The Man
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 Get me out of this smalltime Texas town
 'cause I don't wanna be stuck in jail when the sun goes down
 you can't bust me if you don't know what you found
 I tried to talk to the girl inside
 I even offered her some cash
 but she wouldn't listen, she just called the cops
 'cause her gutter had been smashed
 And the next thing I knew when I walked outside
 there were police all around
 askin' who was drivin' the vehicle, can I see your license
 whatcha doin' in our town
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 We were sittin' on the steps of the liquor store
 just tryin' not to look too scared
 they were searchin' the RV and I was thinkin'
 sometimes life just isn't fair
 Well, they opened up that cabinet
 and they found our little stash
 but they didn't know what it was and let us go
 minus eighty bucks in cash
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 Get me out of this smalltime Texas town
 I'll be runnin' as soon as my feet hit the ground
 you can't bust me 'cause you don't know what you found