Wouldn't Have It Any Other Way

I should be standing at the bar, waving a ten pound note around
 But I sit here on the sofa at my girls house
 I should be chatting shit as I'm nobbing out another stout
 But I'll roach a spliff watching the TV for now
 I should be watching the fruit machines for which one will pay out
 But I sit on the sofa at my girls, anyhow
 I should be legging it from a cab, like a mad little lout
 But Ill roach a spliff, watching the TV throughout
 I know I never tell her, but every single day man
 Im always thinking loads about her
 She's the best thing that ever happened to me and
 I dont know what I'd do without her
 I should actually go out and about, flip some beer mats
 Instead of sitting here at my girls gaff
 Cos all I seem to do is sit in this habitat
 Just roaching a spliff watching the TV and that
 On the TV at my house, theres a bit broken at the back
 So I use my girls TV to watch the match
 Yeah, I might head out later to get off this beaten track
 Of watching the TV, roaching up on the same old mat
 I know I never tell about every single day man
 Im always thinking loads about her
 She's the best thing that ever happened to me and
 I dont know what I'd do without her
 But on second thoughts I wont do shots, no I think I will
 Sit on the sofa and eat my TV meal
 I would actually much prefer to just sit here and chill
 Roaching a spliff, watching Eastenders or The Bill
 Cos basically, I love her and I love been here still
 And I love sitting on the sofa with my girl, for real
 I dont wanna knock my mates, but there is the same old drill
 Roaching a spliff, watching the TV is my will
 I know I never tell about every single day man
 Im always thinking loads about her
 She's the best thing that ever happened to me and
 I dont know what I'd do without her
 No fuck that, I might ask my mates where theyll be drinking
 From the sofa giving them a ding
 Tell em, I will go threes on that gram later on this evening
 Instead of roaching a spliff, watching the TV again
 And then go out, whilst back at hers, she does her ting
 Sitting on the sofa at her end
 But as I watch the big screen I know I will quite miss
 Me and her, roaching a spliff, watching the TV again
 I know I never tell about every single day man
 Im always thinking loads about her
 She's the best thing that ever happened to me and
 I dont know what I'd do without her
 I've got one packet of rizla over there, and it's nearly run out.
 I've got bits of cigarette all over the place
 The clipper needs a shake, the ashtray needs emptying
 But i wouldn't have it any other way