You Can't Have Your Kate (And Edith, Too)

Well, we went out on a double date
 Me and Edith, you and Kate
 Before we got past their front gate
 There you were making eyes at Edith
 While you were making time with Kate
 You can't have your Kate and Edith too
 You rascal, you doodle de, I do
 Then we went to a drive in a show
 You were kissing on Kate, she wouldn't let you go
 I looked at Edith, started feeling bold
 I found your big hairy hand holding on
 To the hand I was trying to hold
 You can't have your Kate and Edith too
 You rascal, you doodle, de, I do
 Edith asked me if I would
 Get her some popcorn, I said I would
 When I got back dad, blame if you hadn't crawled
 Into the backseat with Kate
 And Edith was back there too
 You can't have your Kate and Edith too
 You rascal, you doodle, de, I do
 Years have passed since that first date
 I married Edith, you married Kate
 Now every night when I come home
 Your car's in the driveway Kate's in the car
 And you and Edith are in the house alone
 You can't have your Kate and Edith too
 You rascal, you doodle de, I do