Chips

She was dancin' with me for two or three songs
 i was doin' alright until he came along
 now she's holdin' his hand and they walk out the door
 it's just a big bag of chips and a burger to go
 cuser could have kept it under his hat
 boasting that he spent all night in her flat
 telling me things that i don't want to know
 it's just a big bag of chips and a burger to go
 they were outside the chip shop, herself and his gills
 i offered her a chip and i nearly got killed
 she said "i'm a vegan, that smell gets up my nose"
 it's just a big bag of chips and a burger to go
 (fast food late at night)
 vinegar tears
 salt in my wounds
 and the ketchup like my poor bleeding heart
 now i'm left standing out in the cold
 just wondering where all them couples are goin'
 my only companions on the way home
 it's just a big bag of chips and a burger to go
 we've gone all post-modern or so they'd like us to think
 but it's still a sliced-pan and a carton of milk
 out for a pint with people ya know
 and a big bag of chips and a burger to go
 a big bag of chips and the burger's gone cold...