Earth Number One

Earth – Number One
 Best planet under the sun
 Earth – Number One
 The Martians are green with envy
 The Venutians are jealous too
 That's why they probe our cows
 And cut circles in our crops like they do
 4 billion years and counting
 That's no brag, just fact
 The best thing going on a turtles back
 Earth - Number One
 Best planet under the sun
 Earth - Number One
 Can you dig where I'm coming from
 What's big and blue and flying
 Round a humungous fireball
 Light years from the other worlds
 That've got no life at all
 Copernicus and Kepler
 Have had their theories all reversed
 'Cause this is the center of the universe
 Earth - Number One
 Best planet under the sun
 Earth - Number One
 Can you dig where I'm coming from
 We are the world
 That's got birds and bees and trees and rivers
 We are the world
 With dinosaur fossils and a moon of green cheese
 We are the world
 With clouds and rain that plays on your window
 Baseball games and birthday parties
 Ice cream cones and slices of pizza
 (Spoken) Now, let's consider the alternatives
 (Mercury?) Too hot!
 (Venus?) Foul weather!
 (Mars?) Nary a drop of water!
 (Jupiter?) Just a big old ball of gas, pee-yew!
 (Neptune?) Nice to place to visit, not!
 (Uranus?) Don't go there!
 (Pluto?)You call that a planet?
 Earth - Number One
 Best planet under the sun
 Earth - Number One
 Best planet under the sun
 Earth - Number One
 Earth - Number One
 Best planet under the sun
 Earth - Number One
 Can you dig where I'm coming from
 (Dig where he's coming from)
 Earth - Number One
 Earth - Number One
 Earth - Number One
 Best planet under the
 Best planet under the
 Best planet under the sun
 (What about Saturn?!)