Waitress In The Sky - Live at Maxwell's, Hoboken, NJ, 2/4/86

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 She don't wear no pants and she don't wear no tie
 Always on the ball, she's always on stride
 Struttin' up the aisle, big deal you get to fly
 You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky
 You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky
 Paid my fare, don't wanna complain
 You get to me, you're always outta champagne
 Treat me like a bum, don't wear no tie
 Because you ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky
 You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky
 And the sign says 'Thank you very much for not smoking'
 My own sign says 'I'm sorry I'm smoking'
 Don't treat me special, oh don't kiss my ass
 Treat me like the way they treat 'em up in first class
 Sanitation expert and a maintenance engineer
 Garbage man, a janitor and you my dear
 A reunion flight attendant my oh my
 You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky
 You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky
 You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky
 Ohhhh