Ursula Finally Has Tits

When I first saw her, gee, I liked that girl.
 Even before her first pubic hair would curl.
 Then old Hubey said, "Hey, dude, check this out.
 Man, that 13-year-old punk rocker's chest started to sprout."
 And we all love her - Ursula
 We all love her - Ursula
 We all love her - Ursula
 Our attention's undivided
 Dammit we're excited!
 'Cause Ursula finally has tit - all right
 Ursula finally has tits - outta sight
 Ursula finally has tits - now she's cool
 Ursula finally has tits - check it out, dude
 Ursula finally has tits
 She went to the drug store, and I saw what she bought:
 Maxi-pads, tampons, and a training bra.
 Eyeshadow, lipstick, smoking cigarettes,
 I think there's something that she needs to get off her chest.