Tamara Is A Punk

TAMARA'S A PUNK! 1-2-3-4!
 Well I've seen Black Flag
 And I've seen the Germs
 And I've jammed with G.G. too
 Even opened up for the Ramones
 But it just ain't any use
 She don't care that I know
 Ben Weasel and Metal Mike
 It's all such frightful tripe, to her
 Tamara is a punk,
 So you better not knock her
 Tamara is a punk,
 She's a real punk rocker
 Tamara is a punk
 And I wish she was my girl
 I've been in Rolling Stone
 Not to bitch and moan
 But she's simply not impressed
 I'm not as punk as fuck to her
 But I'm friends with MTX
 She don't care that I know
 Ben Weasel and Metal Mike
 It's all such frightful tripe, to her
 Tamara is a punk,
 So you better not knock her
 Tamara is a punk,
 She's a real punk rocker
 Tamara is a punk
 And I wish she was my girl
 She's the coolest of the cool
 She's the toughest of the tough
 She's the grooviest punk rock girl
 She's the queen of the scene
 In the neighborhood
 And she's got my heart in a whirl
 And we'll never kiss in the Elvis Room
 'Cause she doesn't like me like that
 Not her and me
 She's too cool for that scene
 Tamara is a punk,
 So you better not knock her
 Tamara is a punk,
 She's a real punk rocker
 Tamara is a punk
 And I wish she was my girl
 Tamara is a punk,
 So you better not knock her
 Tamara is a punk,
 She's a real punk rocker
 Tamara is a punk
 And I wish she was my girl
 Tamara is a punk,
 Tamara is a punk,
 Tamara is a punk
 And I wish she was my girl