She Is Mine

i hope you get your invitation
 it is here for you
 listen to the conversation
 playing pretty tunes
 sorry i can't wait for you
 i couldn't stand to stay
 you have to get right out of here
 you have to get away
 i had to pay the doorman
 just to let me use the door
 i had to use a muscleman
 to pick me off the floor
 they're making up things
 that we've all heard before
 like romance and engage and divorce
 you have to be crazy to stay in this place
 you just have to laugh at it all
 i met this girl and called her ma
 i called her everything
 i called her fab and mrs. fish
 i didn't get her name
 she's making me a pair of shoes
 so i can run away
 she's making me a plastic wig
 she's making me again
 i had to pay the doorman
 just to let me use the door
 i had to use a muscleman
 to pick me off the floor
 they're making up things
 that we've all heard before
 like romance and engage and divorce
 you have to be crazy to stay in this place
 you just have to laugh at it all
 some people are dancing
 and some fall in love
 to the music of military tunes
 you have to be crazy to stay in this place
 you just have to laugh at it all
 i didn't want to put you on
 or tape you down at all
 or leave you here so all alone
 or put you in this room
 they're making up things
 that we've all heard before
 like romance and engage and divorce
 you have to be crazy to stay in this place
 you just have to laugh at it all