Shreds Of Boa

I invited salmonella poison
 They brought their blushin' daughter, stuffed into a tux
 I invited all the guitar heroes
 We threw away the guest list, and lost a thousand bucks
 I called all the local geniuses
 They wrote the guide for the perplexed and the drunk
 Wild eyed they came from all directions
 Stompin' on the dance floor and droppin' all their junk
 All I've got to show are shreds of boa
 All I've got to keep is paper-thin
 All I've got to show are shreds of boa
 Smashed into the rug and vacuumed out again!
 We're out again!
 We're out again!
 We're out again!
 Hoo!
 Check out the stone on Tammy Tuesday
 She's handin' out a fortune in party favor pearls
 Here come all those thunderin' beasties
 Disabling security, and touchin' all the girls
 Check out all the star-struck ramblers
 Littering the dance floor with scorpions and Sting
 Here come all the ruby-studded hap'ners
 Everybody came and destroyed everything
 All I've got to show are shreds of boa
 All I've got to keep is paper-thin
 All I've got to show are shreds of boa
 Smashed into the rug and vacuumed out again
 You left your shreds of boa
 We sucked it off your chin
 You left your shreds of boa
 Smashed into the rug and vacuumed out again!
 We're out again!
 We're out again!
 We're out again!
 We're out again!