F**k California

I'm in the mountains
 They're so beautiful and crystal clear
 They scrape the clouds with their top
 (and fuck California)
 The air's so clear
 I drink it in it makes me drunk
 I fall down and fall asleep
 (and fuck San Fransico)
 I dream of some little evil land
 With twisted little cragily experiences
 Down below the Oregon Border
 (and fuck San Bernardino)
 I'm there in my dreams
 I'm there in my nightmares
 And I got to sing about it all day long
 (and fuck weed)
 You've been naked in the sunshine
 You've been buried in the sand
 You've been living on the fault line
 In a chemical plant
 I've been pounding up and down I-5
 Highways wanader such a blast
 If only I could erase L.A.
 The trip wouldn'ta went so fast
 This city is so beautiful
 The clouds come out in the fall
 And I love to see them back
 (and fuck California!)
 Even on a cloudy day
 The sun pokes out through at the end of the day
 To make a little sunset experience even though you're depressed
 (and fuck Santa Cruz)
 Ohh I'm in Central Oregon now
 Driving my little tin blue can
 And I hear green onions sing
 (and fuck W????)
 Green onions on the little stereo
 And I feel like I'm going the right way
 Northway North, North, North, North, North!
 (Yeah keep goin' north boys!)
 (all right!)
 (Yahoo!)
 Sonic cookie on the outside
 Pure frosting all alone
 You've been fucking Winona Ryder
 And she got crabs on your bone
 The only good thing about California
 Is the band that I saw
 They held there breath to shout out Supernova
 They were playing in a shopping mall