Crappy Ghost

She was transparent and practically nonexistent
 She played and played her poor guitar into submission
 She ate dust bunnies and did
 She slept under the rug
 Crappy ghost crappy ghost
 Where did you come from
 Why did you have to go? go
 Where did you come from
 Why did you have to go?
 I'm calling a crappy ghost
 She floated home in fried wide eyed amazement
 She shared the afterlife with other ghouls on rock-hard pavement
 She wished the world was kinder still
 She had nothing but time to kill
 She shuffled four tracks and microphones into position
 She had no song ideas just mostly ghostly improvisation
 She was too kind and gentle of a soul
 She tried to fill her inner hole
 Crappy ghost crappy ghost
 Where did you come from
 Why did you have to go? go
 Where did you come from
 Why did you have to go?
 I'm calling a crappy ghost
 I'm calling a crappy-
 Crappy ghost crappy ghost
 Where did you come from
 Why did you have to go? go
 Crappy ghost
 Where did you come from
 Why did you have to go? go
 Crappy ghost
 Where did you come from
 Why did you have to go?
 I'm calling a crappy ghost
 I'm calling a crappy ghost
 I'm calling a crappy ghost
 Here comes crappy