Boll Weevil

Lemme tell you about a friend of mine
 His name's Boll Weevil, check him out
 Spends all day
 On his big butt
 And he don't ever ever get outside
 I come to visit
 I bring some sunshine
 And I just spread it all over the fire
 He's stuck on the big couch
 Stuck in his big shell
 He looks at the TV and he's alright
 I come from the drug lord
 The local drugstore
 Bug is a fly baby, he's never uptight
 And I wonder
 "Boll Weevil, why don't you get out of your home?"
 He said, "I'm comfortable here"
 "I don't wanna move, I don't wanna leave"
 I say "Boll Weevil, get right out of your home!"
 Hmm, hmm, hmm
 "Goodbye, I gotta stay
 I'll move some other day, bye bye
 Gotta go to sleep and let the tube shine
 Let the tube shine
 Let the tube shine
 Let the tube shine"
 Now I would tell you 'bout Boll Weevil
 But that bug is just too scary
 He's sittin' there all alone
 I try to coax him out with milk chocolate pies
 But he would not move a muscle, and I tried
 To make him see that the sun is shining outside
 To make him see that the sun is shining outside
 To make him see that the sun is shining outside
 To make a deal that the sun is shining outside
 To make him see that the sun is shining outside
 Check him out
 Boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo
 Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
 Boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo
 Boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo
 Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
 Boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo
 Boll Weevil, get right out of your home
 Boll Weevil, get right out of your home
 Boll Weevil, get right out of your home
 Boll Weevil, get right out of your home
 Ohhhh
 Now I would tell you 'bout Boll Weevil
 But that bug is just too scary
 He's sittin there all alone
 And I try to coax him out with milk chocolate pies
 But he would not move a muscle and I tried
 To make him that the sun is shining outside
 To make him that the sun is shining now
 Look into the sun, it's shining outside
 Look into the sun, it's shining outside
 Look into the sun, it's shining outside
 Look into the sun, it's shining outside
 Look into the sun, it's shining outside
 Look into the sun, it's shining outside
 Look into the sun, it's shining outside
 Look into the sun, it's shining outside
 Look into the sun, it's shining outside
 Look into the sun, look into the sun
 Look into the goddamn sun
 Come on, little buggy
 Just a little bug