Back Porch

Happy with no teeth
 Happy here in hibernation
 Slurpin' on a peach
 Starin' at the situation
 Kitty at my foot
 Meowin' out a conversation
 Rockin' back and forth
 That's my only destination
 Old man on the back porch
 Old man on the back porch
 Old man on the back porch
 And that old man is me
 Old man on the back porch
 Old man on the back porch
 Old man on the back porch
 And that
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 I gotta
 Two-string on my left
 Total subsonic vacation
 Y'got Chicken on the drums
 Poundin' out a perfect perscription
 Got 20 little worms
 All plugged into amplification
 Got 1500 base drum luggin' bug-eyed monkeys
 All arriving at the station
 Old man on the back porch
 Old man on the back porch
 Old man on the back porch
 And that old man is me
 Old man on the back porch
 Old man on the back porch
 Old man on the back porch
 And that
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 I'm sittin' on the back porch, kickin' my legs back
 Rockin' in my rockin' chair, jus' sittin' there
 Awning on the lil' back porch is 'bout to fall apart
 So I think I might repair it
 Just as I'm thinkin' about repairin' it
 Some little friends come along with some
 Two-string, one-string, no-string guitars
 And they plug 'em all in to the back porch
 And they sit around, playin' all their favorite songs
 They kick it back, feelin' real good, real fine
 Real full of the wine
 And everything's fine, everything's beautiful, everything's great
 I just feel so good y'know, I'm 70 years old
 And I'm sippin' everything through a straw
 But I'm an
 Old man on the back porch
 Old man on the back porch
 Old man on the back porch
 And that old man is me
 Old man on the back porch
 Old man on the back porch
 Old man on the back porch
 And that