Daddy's Got a Gun

We're sitting around the house
 And well it must be half-past four
 When I hear that hollow knockin',
 Knockin' coming from the door
 Well mama runs and hides while
 Me and Ellen hit the floor
 'Cause dad just grabbed his Remington,
 The battle cry for war
 And they come knockin', knockin', knockin', knockin', knockin',
 Knockin' at my door and I look right at my sister
 'Cause we've seen it all before
 And here comes good ol' daddy
 Man, he sure is having fun
 So goodbye, so long, sorry boys,
 My daddy's got a gun
 And now we're shopping at the mall
 And here comes Tom and Billy Joe
 And my sis and me both turn and flee
 And pray they get down low
 'Cause they're the ones that asked us
 To the dance but we said no
 So 3,2,1 out comes the gun
 All ready set to go
 And they come knockin', knockin', knockin', knockin', knockin',
 Knockin' at my door and I look right at my sister
 'Cause we've seen it all before
 And here comes good ol' daddy
 Man, he sure is having fun
 So goodbye, so long, sorry boys,
 My daddy's got a gun
 And they come knockin', knockin', knockin', knockin', knockin',
 Knockin' at my door and I look right at my sister
 'Cause we've seen it all before
 And here comes good ol' daddy
 Man, he sure is having fun
 So goodbye, so long, sorry boys,
 'Cause they come
 Knockin' at my door and I look right at my sister
 'Cause we've seen it all before
 And here comes good ol' daddy
 Man, he sure is having fun
 So goodbye, so long, sorry boys,
 My daddy's got a gun
 So goodbye, so long, sorry boys,
 My daddy's got a gun