Monster Mash

I was working in the lab late one night
 When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
 For my monster from his slab began to rise
 And suddenly to my surprise
 (He did the Mash)
 He did the Monster Mash
 (The Monster Mash)
 It was a graveyard smash
 (He did the Mash)
 It caught on in a flash
 (He did the Mash)
 He did the Monster Mash
 From my laboratory in the castle east
 To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
 The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
 To get a jolt from my electrodes
 (They did the Mash)
 They did the Monster Mash
 (The Monster Mash)
 It was a graveyard smash
 (They did the Mash)
 It caught on in a flash
 (They did the Mash)
 They did the Monster Mash
 The zombies were having fun
 The party had just begun
 The guests included Wolf Man
 Dracula and his son
 The scene was rockin', all were diggin' the sounds
 Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
 The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
 With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"
 (They played the Mash)
 They played the Monster Mash
 (The Monster Mash)
 It was a graveyard smash
 (They played the Mash)
 It caught on in a flash
 (They played the Mash)
 They played the Monster Mash
 Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring
 Seems he was troubled by just one thing
 He opened the lid and shook his fist
 And said:
 "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"
 (It's now the Mash)
 It's now the Monster Mash
 (The Monster Mash)
 And it's a graveyard smash
 (It's now the Mash)
 It's caught on in a flash
 (It's now the Mash)
 It's now the Monster Mash
 Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band
 And my Monster Mash is the hit of the land
 For you, the living, this Mash was meant too
 When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you
 (Then you can Mash)
 Then you can Monster Mash
 (The Monster Mash)
 And do my graveyard smash
 (Then you can Mash)
 You'll catch on in a flash
 (Then you can Mash)
 And do the Monster Mash
 Mmgrrrr!
 Yes, Igor, You can Monster Mash
 (Monster Mash)
 (Wah-ooo, Monster Mash)
 (Wah-ooo, Monster Mash)
 (Wah-ooo, Monster Mash)
 (Wah-ooo, Monster Mash)
 (Wah-ooo, Monster Mash)
 (Wah-ooo, Monster Mash)
 (Wah-ooo, Monster Mash)