Keep It Upstairs

I was home entertaining some guests
 When I fell off the chair and cracked open my head
 Bees flew out and they flew up their skirts
 And they cracked open the window
 And in came the myna birds
 I was home entertaining some guests
 When I fell off the chair and cracked open my head
 Bees flew out and they flew up their skirts
 Because they wanted to travel the world
 These are the kinds of things we should worry about
 These are the kinds of things we should worry about
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 But I keep it upstairs
 I keep it upstairs
 
 I just keep it upstairs
 I keep it upstairs
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 I was out looking in cars
 Practicing smiles for the grand finale
 I got all day in Cadillac City
 I got all day in Cadillac City
 I was out walking, looking at posters
 Someone famous to kidnap and love
 But I keep it upstairs
 I keep it upstairs
 And I keep it upstairs
 I keep it upstairs
 
 I just keep it upstairs
 I keep it upstairs
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 My head is a three-star hotel
 Oh no, I might be missing something
 My head is a three-star hotel
 Oh no, killers are calling on me
 My head is a three-star hotel
 Oh no, feathers are falling on my feet
 My head is a three-star hotel
 Oh no, I might be missing something
 My head is a three-star hotel
 Oh no, feathers are falling on my feet
 My head is a three-star hotel