Blank Slate

I was home entertaining guests, when I fell off the chair and cracked open my head
 Bees flew out, and they flew up their skirts
 Cause they wanted to travel the world
 I was home entertaining guests, when I fell off the chair and cracked open my head
 Bees flew out, and they flew up their skirts
 Cause they wanted to travel the world
 But I keep it upstairs
 Keep it upstairs for the grand finale
 I keep it upstairs
 Gonna be a blank slate
 Gonna wear a white cape
 But I keep it upstairs
 Gonna jump out of a cake with my heart on a string
 Keep it upstairs, keep it upstairs, keep it upstairs
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 I go out looking in parked cars
 For somebody famous to kidnap and love
 Beat off the army with a tennis racket
 
 I go out looking in parked cars
 For somebody famous to kidnap and love
 Beat off the army with a tennis racket
 That's my whole plan
 But I keep it upstairs
 Keep it upstairs for the grand finale
 I keep it upstairs
 Gonna be a blank slate
 Gonna wear a white cape
 But I keep it upstairs
 Gonna tackle young girls off their beautiful bikes
 But I keep it upstairs, keep it upstairs, keep it upstairs
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 I don't know what I thought I'd be by now
 My head is a buzzing three star hotel
 Oh no
 No no no no no no no no
 But I keep it upstairs
 Keep it upstairs for the grand finale
 I keep it upstairs
 Gonna be a blank slate
 Gonna wear a white cape
 But I keep it upstairs
 Gonna jump out of a cake with my heart on a string
 Keep it upstairs, keep it upstairs, keep it upstairs
 I don't know what I thought I'd be by now
 My head is a buzzing three star hotel
 Oh no
 No no no no no no no no
 Nowhere that I thought I'd be by now
 My head is a buzzing three star hotel
 Oh no
 No no no no no no no no