The Best Ever Death Metal Band in Denton

The best ever death metal band out of Denton
 Was a couple of guys who'd been friends since grade school
 One was named Cyrus, the other was Jeff
 And they practiced twice a week in Jeff's bedroom
 The best ever death metal band out of Denton
 Never settled on a name
 But the top three contenders after weeks of debate
 Were Satan's Fingers, and The Killers, and The Hospital Bombers
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 Jeff and Cyrus believed in their hearts
 They were headed for stage lights and lear jets and fortune and fame
 So in script that made prominent use of a pentagram
 They stenciled their drum heads and guitars with their names
 And this was how Cyrus got sent to the school
 Where they told him he'd never be famous
 And this was why Jeff, in the letters he'd write to his friend
 Helped develop a plan to get even
 When you punish a person for dreaming his dream
 Don't expect him to thank or forgive you
 The best ever death metal band out of Denton
 Will in time both outpace and outlive you
 Hail Satan
 Hail Satan tonight
 Hail Satan
 Hail, hail
 
 The best ever death metal band out of Denton
 Was a couple of guys who'd been friends since grade school
 One was named Cyrus, the other was Jeff
 And they practiced twice a week in Jeff's bedroom
 The best ever death metal band out of Denton
 Never settled on a name
 But the top three contenders after weeks of debate
 Were Satan's Fingers, and The Killers, and The Hospital Bombers
 ♪
 Jeff and Cyrus believed in their hearts
 They were headed for stage lights and lear jets and fortune and fame
 So in script that made prominent use of a pentagram
 They stenciled their drum heads and guitars with their names
 And this was how Cyrus got sent to the school
 Where they told him he'd never be famous
 And this was why Jeff, in the letters he'd write to his friend
 Helped develop a plan to get even
 When you punish a person for dreaming his dream
 Don't expect him to thank or forgive you
 The best ever death metal band out of Denton
 Will in time both outpace and outlive you
 Hail Satan
 Hail Satan tonight
 Hail Satan
 Hail, hail