Mr. Webster [First Recorded Version] (2006 Remastered)

Everyone in town knew Mr. Webster
 He worked at the bank for 40 years
 And each week Mr. Frizby made his check out
 For 68 dollars clear
 And through the years he thwarted 27 robberies
 And each time Frizby promised him a raise
 
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 They gave a retirement party for Mr. Webster
 And everyone from the bank was there
 They had a cake and flowers ordered special
 And Frizby had a speech prepared
 And a little box that held a watch with this inscription
 "To Mr. Webster, with regards"
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 Then came the telegram from Mr. Webster
 Said, "Sorry, stop, cannot attend
 I've flown away and taken all your money
 Wish you were here to help me spend"
 And one by one all the people left the party
 And Mr. Frizby locked the door