Ladies Aid Society - Original Mono Mix; 2006 Remaster

In every little town and village, too
 Somewhere in the neighbourhood
 You'll find a little band of ladies who
 Can't stop doing good
 Good for the pigeons in the park
 Good for their weekly tea
 Good for the national bank
 Where they keep their treasury
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 We're the Ladies Aid Society
 And we're really a great bunch of girls
 We're the Ladies Aid Society
 And soon we'll take over the world
 Here they come marching down the street
 With their picket signs in hand
 With their blue and white pleated uniforms
 And their all-girl five-piece band
 Down with long-haired singing groups
 Down with the mayor, too
 And if you're under 65
 They're down on you
 
 We're the Ladies Aid Society
 And we just want to sell you the truth
 We're the Ladies Aid Society
 And it's time we clamp down on the youth
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 We're the Ladies Aid Society
 And we're really a great bunch of girls
 We're the Ladies Aid Society
 And soon we'll take over the world
 We're the Ladies Aid Society
 And we just want to sell you the truth
 We're the Ladies Aid Society
 And it's time we clamp down on the youth