Don't Listen to Linda - First Recorded Version

Don't listen to Linda
 She said all those things before
 She's just a pretender
 And though you couldn't love her more
 She'll lead you on, but then one day
 She'll say you have to part
 Don't listen to Linda
 She'll only break your heart
 Don't listen to Linda
 If you want some good advice
 Just try to remember
 She did it once, she'll do it twice
 There's more to her little games
 Than your eyes can see
 Don't listen to Linda
 Or you'll end up like me
 You'll never understand her
 All the presents you could hand her
 Would never be enough
 Oh, no, so, don't underestimate her
 'Cause sooner or later
 The going's goin' to start to get rough (start to get rough)
 Don't listen to Linda
 Don't believe the things you hear
 You're her top contender
 For the 'Loser Of The Year'
 I've said everything I can
 To try and make you see
 Don't listen to Linda
 Or you'll end up like me
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 Don't listen to Linda
 She said all those things before
 She's just a pretender
 And though you couldn't love her more
 She'll lead you on, but then one day
 She'll say you have to part
 Don't listen to Linda
 She'll only break your heart