To California

Well he told me
 The highway called for him to hit it
 So that's what he did
 Now he regrets he ever did it now
 To California
 He said that's where he'd find his fortune
 And where it's warmer
 The weather's warmer and the girls are scorching hot
 Ho yeah
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 He quit his job down at the dinner
 And then he loaded up his SUV
 Just like a modern 49er
 Except for the Schlager and the PCP
 To California
 He said he'd make it there come hell
 Or come high water
 He isn't doing very well
 He made it to Atlantic City
 To try to double what he brought
 Lost it to a voodoo girl named Kitty
 Totaled the truck out in the parking lot
 Let's go
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 So he decided
 He was determined not to turn back. No way
 So guess what he did?
 Well he snuck aboard an Amtrak Train
 To California
 He said that's where he'd find his fortune
 And where it's warmer
 The weather's warmer and the girls are scorching hot
 To California
 Just got a postcard in the mail
 "Just to inform ya
 I'm the LA County Jail. Right now"