The Jack Slap Cheer

Conversations with my bathroom mirror
 are never the same
 as when you're standing here
 I'm chickenshit out on a brave frontier,
 that teenage wasteland
 so begins the Jack Slap Cheer
 Your mom ain't home
 she's out stripping for your education
 Your dad's out marching for the NRA
 I'm so damn bored
 I'm crawling out of my skin
 The devil's got more room to play
 This town gets so boring
 (na na na na na na na na na)
 when you're not scoring
 (na na na na na na na na na)
 It gets so boring and you live right up the street
 16 summers, let's make one complete
 We're all Jack Slaps here
 Jack Slaps, with Jack Slap fears
 All lost on the same frontier
 so face the facts and sing the Cheer
 1, 2, 3, 4
 Your dad stepped out
 He's .09 and on the highway
 *singing along with the Rolling Stones
 I can't get no satisfaction
 damn, ain't that true*
 Bring me home, don't send me home
 This town gets so boring
 (na na na na na na na na na)
 When you're not scoring
 (na na na na na na na na na)
 It gets so boring and you live right up the street
 16 summers, let's make one complete
 This town gets so boring
 (na na na na na na na na na)
 When you're not scoring
 (na na na na na na na na na)
 This town get so boring
 (na na na na na na na na na)
 When you're not scoring
 (na na na na na na na na na)
 This town gets so boring
 (na na na na na na na na na)
 (Were all jack slaps here)
 When you're not scoring
 (na na na na na na na na na)
 (Jack slaps with jack slap fear)
 This town gets so boring
 (na na na na na na na na na)
 (Were lost on the same frountier)
 When you're not scoring
 Face the facts, Same Sphere
 This town gets so boring
 (na na na na na na na na na)
 When you're not scoring
 (na na na na na na na na na)
 It gets so boring and you live right up the street
 16 summers, lets make one complete...