The Only Boy in Town

Oh if only you were the only boy in town
 For then I could not play the field and let you down
 I would not go half mad for each passing lad
 With eyes of blue, green, grey or brown
 No, if only you were only boy in town
 Oh if only you were the only boy in France
 Our life would not be like one long, long, long seance
 I think I would endeavor to love you forever
 Instead of only for the nonce
 If if only you were the only boy in France
 With the only boy in town
 With the only available male
 In the loneliest possible world
 There would be no daily betrayal
 Oh if only you were the only boy alive
 And I were the Queen of our small, small, small beehive
 Though more pricks than a cactus may always distract us
 Would they take up all my sex drive?
 Not not not if you were the only boy alive
 Oh if only you were the only boy in town
 Oh if only you were the only boy in France