The Luckiest Guy on the Lower East Side

Andy would bicycle across town
 In the rain to bring you candy
 And John would buy the gown
 For you to wear to the prom
 With Tom the astronomer, who'd name a star for you
 But I'm the luckiest guy
 On the Lower East Side
 'Cause I've got wheels
 And you want to go for a ride
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 Harry is the one I think you'll marry
 But it's Chris that you kissed after school
 Well, I'm a fool, there's no doubt
 But when the sun comes out
 And only when the sun comes out
 I'm the luckiest guy
 On the Lower East Side
 'Cause I've got wheels
 And you want to go for a ride
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 The day is beautiful and so are you
 My car is ugly but then I'm ugly too
 I know you'd never give me a second glance
 But when the weather's nice all the other guys don't stand a chance
 I know Professor Blumen makes you feel like a woman
 But when the wind is in your hair you laugh like a little girl
 So you share secrets with Lou, but we've got secrets too
 Well, one: I only keep this heap for you
 'Cause I'm the ugliest guy
 On the Lower East Side
 But I've got wheels
 And you want to go for a ride
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 Want to go for a ride?
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 Want to go for a ride?
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 Want to go for a ride?