The Biggest Tits in History

She's got the biggest tits in history
 She loves to show them 'round
 They're bigger than her chickadees
 They each weigh half a pound
 She told me she's got more of them
 But I've seen only three
 And those were, I'm quite sure, the biggest tits in history
 Your average tit weighs half an ounce
 That's if you feed them well
 But she's got ways to make tits bouncy baby boys from hell
 She majored in biology
 She knows whereof she speaks
 You know her tits are happy from their smiling little beaks
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 She's working for the government
 She's breeding them for clones
 To use them on the battlefield
 For intercepting drones
 Her mother did the same work
 It's all through her family tree
 And that's why Lola's got the biggest tits in history
 Tits in history
 Tits in history