My Stupid Boyfriend

My stupid boyfriend can't find his own house on a map
 My stupid girlfriend can make any question a trap
 My stupid boyfriend wants Mommy to pick up his room
 My stupid girlfriend fills each day with impending doom
 Oh, if only they'd come to a sudden end
 Then you could be my stupid girlfriend
 My stupid girlfriend thinks sex is some kind of sin
 My stupid boyfriend drinks only the stinkest gin
 My stupid girlfriend just mubbles in her private code
 My stupid boyfriend takes any excuse to explode
 Oh, if only they follow the overdose trend
 Then you could be my stupid boyfriend
 
 My stupid girlfriend takes hours to make up her mind
 My stupid boyfriend is always one sentence behind
 My stupid boyfriend loves nobody more than himself
 My stupid girlfriend's in love with her pet magic cow
 We don't even like them, so why pretend?
 When you could be my stupid boy/girlfriend
 Oh, if only they'd come to a sudden end
 Then you could be my stupid girlfriend