My Husband's Pied-a-Terre

I know of a groovy place
 Where every girl of every race
 Age and bra size and IQ
 Goes when she feels broke or blue
 It's a place more women stay
 Than the YWCA
 Go there once, you get the key
 So every girl's been there but me
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 Where's a minx get minks to wear
 Why, my husband's pied-à-terre
 In two drinks, you think she'll care
 That's my husband's pied-à-terre
 Every alley cat in town
 Knows my husband's flat in town
 Better get your derriere
 To my husband's pied-à-terre
 Love is in the very air
 Of my husband's pied-à-terre
 I understand the latest fad
 Is my husband's bachelor pad
 All the classes mingle there
 At my husband's pied-à-terre
 There is not one single chair
 In my husband's pied-à-terre
 When I find this loony bin
 I am going to do him in