Andrew in Drag

A pity she does not exist
 A shame he's not a fag
 The only girl I ever loved was
 Andrew in drag
 There is no hope of love for me
 From here on I'll go stag
 The only girl I'll ever love is
 Andrew in drag
 Andrew in drag
 Andrew in drag
 Andrew in drag
 Yeah
 I don't know why I even went
 It's really not my bag
 Just thought it might be funny to see
 Andrew in drag
 The moment he walked on the stage
 My tail began to wag
 Wag like a little wiener dog for
 Andrew in drag
 Andrew in drag, Andrew in drag
 Andrew in drag
 Yeah
 I've always been a ladies' man
 And I don't have to brag
 But I'd become a momma's boy for
 Andrew in drag
 I'd sign away my trust fund
 I would even sell the Jag
 If I could spend my misspent youth with
 Andrew in drag
 Andrew in drag
 Andrew in drag
 Andrew in drag
 Yeah
 So stick him in a dress and
 He's the only boy I'd shag
 The only boy I'd anything is
 Andrew in drag
 I'll never see that girl again
 He did it as a gag
 I'll pine away forevermore for
 Andrew in drag