'93: Me and Fred and Dave and Ted

Me and Fred and Dave and Ted
 And the dog and the cat and the bugs
 All in two rooms with one bed
 So we slept on the towels and rugs
 But ah! We were young and vaguely in love
 And who needed money or drugs?
 Not me and Fred and Dave and Ted
 And the dog and the cat and the bugs
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 Fred was only twenty-two
 So everything he said was true
 Sweet as a clumsy puppy dog
 But expletive! Could that boy snog
 Me and Fred and Dave and Ted
 And the dog and the cat and the bugs
 All in two rooms with one bed
 So we slept on the towels and rugs
 But ah! We were young and vaguely in love
 And who needed money or drugs?
 Not me and Fred and Dave and Ted
 And the dog and the cat and the bugs
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 Dave offered me the presidency
 Of the Log Cabin of New Jersey
 I'm not sure who he thought I was
 But I smiled and nodded because
 Me and Fred and Dave and Ted
 And the dog and the cat and the bugs
 All in two rooms with one bed
 So we slept on the towels and rugs
 But ah! We were young and vaguely in love
 And who needed money or drugs?
 Not me and Fred and Dave and Ted
 And the dog and the cat and the bugs
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 Ted the All-American male
 Had recently got out of jail
 For asking money of someone
 A John while flourishing a gun
 Me and Fred and Dave and Ted
 And the dog and the cat and the bugs
 All in two rooms with one bed
 So we slept on the towels and rugs
 But ah! We were young and vaguely in love
 And who needed money or drugs?
 Not me and Fred and Dave and Ted
 And the dog and the cat and the bugs