'85: Why I Am Not a Teenager

You won't pluck a robot
 Making diddly-squat
 This is why I am not a teenager
 They all talk down to you
 Like they know what to do
 Are they trying to screw up your life?
 Since they already blew their own
 But when I grow up
 I'm going to run
 My own planetarium
 I'll make the shows
 All on my own
 The world will flock to see 'em
 All that money they got
 They don't give you a shot
 This is why I am not a teenager
 When you never get paid
 And you never get laid
 And you're full of these stupid hormones
 And just then they come out with AIDS
 But when I grow up
 I'm going to be
 An underground film maker
 I'll have my own
 Backlot somewhere
 On my own half an acre
 So they piss on your dreams
 Then they muzzle your screams
 This is why I am not a teenager
 Making ice cream on drugs
 Shoveling horse products
 Washing dishes and making popcorn
 Toilets, oh the indignity!
 Piss on your dreams
 Muzzle your screams
 Why I am not a teenager
 Piss on your dreams
 Muzzle your screams
 Piss on your dreams
 Muzzle your screams
 Why I am not a teenager
 Piss on your dreams
 Muzzle your screams